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Grumble + 9 Why I donít like gravity

Donít get me wrong, gravity comes in handy sometimes. Itís good to stick to the planet and not fly off into space, and it is helpful that your laptop stays on the desk. But all of these things can be overcome with Velcro straps or double sided sticky tape. A minor inconvenience when you could rid the world of the dangers of falling down when drunk, of things falling out of your bathroom cabinet and down the toilet and of (specifically) blueberries rolling off the shelf in the fridge and all over the kitchen floor. Being rather accident prone, these types of things happen to me a lot so I say down with gravity!